New Shoes: Office 'Last of the Giant's' Pump

So these are my new shoes, all 6 inches of them. They are truly ridiculous, and take me from a minuscule 5'4 to a giant 5'10. I'm in love with them. Although I'm terrified to go outside in them for fear of breaking my legs. They're the kind of shoes that strike fear into the hearts of flat shoe wearers everywhere, but they are beautiful, they just need some careful handling before I'm willing to wear them anywhere that doesn't involve a taxi ride.